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Last night on the real world

( the sound of Frasier on TV)

NAT: G.D. upstairs neighbors...
....
KRYS: EARTHQUAKE!!! GO GO GO...move you crazy beast
CHARLIE: Alright!!!
KRYS: SAVE YOURSELVES!!!

NEIGHBOR: OOOO MY GAAAAAA (shrieking in horror as she runs down the hall)

PHE: hahahaha did you hear that?
NAT: Phoebe and Charles get under the door post
CHARLIE: Its over
PHE: wait wait...did you hear that girl scream...that was awesome, I mean my heart is pounding but that was awesome
KRYS: WE ARE STILL MOVING!!!
PHE: we are just swaying out, you know? the building is just settling down that's all
NAT: no we are still moving
CHARLIE: Phe what are we doing?
PHE: you know? its earthquake proof so its swaying out, just rolling out, that's all
KRYS: AAAAAaaaahHHHHHHH
CHARLIE: I'm going home
KRYS: YOU CAN'T LEAVE
PHE: Ya your the man of the house you have to stay
CHARLIE: WHAT! what am I going to do
PHE: hold up the beams whilst they come crumbling down
KRYS: ya you have to protect us and make sure we escape unscathed, girls make sure you put perfume on before you go to bed so the dogs can smell you
NAT: whaaaat?
KRYS: ya, put alot of perfume on, the search dogs will be able to find you alot faster
PHE: why would you say that? Cause no lie I was scared and was ready to jump off the balcony.
CHARLIE: Ok I am going home, there is like 2 stories above and and 2 beneath and I have military rations at home
PHE: ok go get your rations and come back
NAT: thank god I bought water and ice cream today.
KRYS: O my ga my heart is still racing, I was like, that's not our neighbors...IT AN EARTHQUAKE!, I hope you know I saved your lives
PHE: she was like a mother goose herding her flock to safety
KRYS: My maternal instincts kicked in
CHARLIE: you called me a crazy beast
KRYS: I did? well you just sat there...this is serious Charles, that could have just been the beginning of the big one
PHE: put it on the news
KRYS: What is this? did these DVD just fall over...AHHHHH
PHE: O my gosh structural damage...MY IPOD, there it is

KRYS: Thank goodness no one was hurt...natalie are you ok?
NAT: O the humanity

JAMES: The HORROR and DEVASTATION
PHE: Where not safe here, I am going to stay the night in Keith's RV...these concrete walls will crush us
KRYS: Ok we need an evacuation plan...we run for the table; if things don't settle down we jump off the balcony
PHE: Nat I don't feel like your taking this seriously...krys can we sleep in your room tonight
KRYS: you know the other night I thought we had an earthquake
PHE: I think it was just Charles rolling over on the bed
KRYS, NAT, PHE: AHHHHHH, ahhhhhh giggle giggle
CHARLIE: wait what? what did you just say about me? your laughing at my expense aren't you?
KRYS: Oooo its good to laugh again
PHE: Nat I set out some tennis shoes for me and you, they are sitting by our beds
KRYS: I say we sleep with our doors open, can we agree to this?
PHE: YES!...Natalie?
NAT: yes....
KRYS: I feel like we are always taking care of her, its ok I am leader and phoebe is co leader, Nat you can be the victim
PHE: I know how to make a tourniquet with my shoe laces and a piece of cardboard.
KRYS: ok I think we are good then, good night girls...and I don't say it enough but I love you
PHE: I love you too...Natalie do you have anything to say to us
NAT: I love you guys too.