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CARL: Remember when McDonalds sold 39 cent cheeseburgers
PHE: Yes!
MEGAN: My dad would always buy the limit, he would freeze them and we would eat them for the rest of the week
WES: There was a limit?
MEGAN: Ya 10, sometimes he would give me and my brother money and we would line up and buy 30
PHE: O...that's nice....
CARL: In college I went and got like ten and asked the lady to put them into a pyramid like the hamburlger
WES: Lets do it
( 15 minute laps for McDonalds Trip)
WES: Carl do you have a plate or a platter? Lets put the double double on the top!
CARL: (runs by, grabs the burger platter) ROBBLE ROBBLE!!!
PHE: Man we are so much fun right?

NEXT DAY

PHE: where's Krys?
NAT: She went out with Ashley
PHE: Someone is going to drunk dial us in...5, 4, 3, 2, 1
KRYS TEXT: Brook is a crazy beast
PHE: O this should be good


KRYS: I'm home, I got a hair cut
NAT: O wow...ya
PHE: that's fuuuuuuun
KRYS: I HATE YOU BOTH
PHE: No wait krys!!!!
NAT: Well its not our fault you came in and you had this face on you like you doo doo your pants
PHE: Come here let’s see it again
KRYS: I like the bangs..hmmmm
PHE: Straighten your hair it will look better
KRYS: (runs to the bathroom) I RUINED MY HAIR
PHE: let’s see what it looks like in a pony tail
(Whispers to nat) did she go out with Ash like that?
NAT: no she did it after...probably while she was drunk
KRYS: how does this look?
PHE: O WOW THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER!!! Right Nat?
NAT: YA! those bangs make you look sexy
KRYS: you bitches
PHE: no seriously its very slimming, it looks like you lost 10 pound
NAT: Krys your so pretty
PHE: like peppermint patty
KRYS: what did you say?
NAT: she said you look like Patty from Millionaire Matchmaker
PHE: that's not better...you just made it worse
KRYS: shreeeeek....ahhhh I ruined my hair
PHE: Krys say...LADIES MEET MY MILLIONAIRES!!!
KRYS: ladies meet my millionaires
NAT: ok try it again and say it without looking constipated
PHE ya be perky about it like patty!!!
KRYS: I'M NOT YOUR MONKEY
NAT: Ok but you look sexy
PHE: I love you...do you need a cuddle
KRYS: SHUT UP (bedroom door slams)
NAT: she seems really upset

PHE: You smell like a baby hooker
NAT: thank you!
KRYS: where are you going at this hour?
NAT: to a club, what do you think black heels or this uhh ummm well these things Phoebe calls shoes ?
PHE: Trust me wear mine, people dig those shoes
KRYS: You look like Phoebe and you smell like Lauren

NEXT TIME ON REAL WORLD SOUTH COAST METRO...HO1, HO 2