Men's Luncheon

JG: My wife was watching Glee last night and I wanted to die
PHE: OMG I LOVE…glee…I tivo it… (A little embarrassed)
SB: What’s glee?
JG: it’s like singing and dancing and you know glee club?…geeks
SB: hu?
CT: jazz hands, the geeks in glee club
PHE: IT’S THE BEST SHOW EVER! There is a lot of singing though. And dancing, why do I like it?
JG: cause you’re a girl
PHE: o ya that’s why, but it funny too!
JG: it’s not funny
PHE: o ya. It’s not funny…
SB: Yo man, what is this? Don’t look right
WAITER: O we just add more chekon
SB: k, just looks sketch…its cool though?
WAITER: Jes
STEVE: alright, better not give me herpes later
SD: herpes of the trakia!!! hahaha
PHE: ya, how would that work?
CT: open up and relax the throat, hahaha
PHE: ohhh…
CT: bro 1 out of 5 girls have herpes, you already got it
JG: that shits just dormant; speaking of VD heard everyone went to the strip club after the sales meeting
CT: ya they closed that place down
JG: why didn’t anyone tell me? I’m married I need to take advantage of those moments as often as possible, ‘aw sorry hun, meeting went long’
CT: o man you missed it, this girl caught a dollar with her butt cheeks!!!
SP: she had a money tail?
CT: ya she held it there forever…
SD: ever since G has been out of town that place has gone bankrupt
HG: You know they throw coins in Canada, dollar coins
PHE: damn, got to be quick
JG: sounds dangerous, taking coins to the face
PHE: there has to be a lot of bruising
SD: phoebe always learns something new when she goes to lunch with the boys, remember bokkakke?
PHE: YAAAA! Glad I googled that…
MA: that shit don’t come cold
DG: or hot
PHE: just warm
CT: poor Phoebe
PHE: I’ve heard worse
SD: ahhhh girl
PHE: so I was on my way to a strip club in vegas right? And I decided to tell the girls a little story, a lesson if you will. My friends a nurse and this guy comes in with a gnar eye infection, some really crusty shit and the doctors couldn’t figure it out, eventually they came back to him and ascertained that he had crabs. OF THE EYE!
BOYS: OHHHHHH!
PHE: yep he went to the strip club and a girl was fling around her thong and one of those little guys broke free and found a new home
JG: Damn
PHE: yep, VD is no joke; beware of the dirty banana hammocks or thongs in your guy’s case.
CT: yo man, might want to put your sun glasses on while eating that chicken
MA: how does that happen?
PHE: trust! It happens; this lady once gave herpes to her child while giving birth!
CT: WHAT!
PHE: ya she had herps and didn’t tell her doctor and when she gave birth the baby came squeezing out of her vurgin and caught the herpes in the eye
JOE: that’s wrong, aren’t they suppose to do a c-section in those cases?
PHE: YA! But she didn’t tell the doctor so SPLAT! Herpes of the eye
CT: she was probably embarrassed
PHE: well sure but the doc is already down there all up in that shit, might as well tell him what ‘s going on
SP: what are we talking about?!?!
PHE: I don’t know? Let’s stop, the whole birthing process grosses me out!
BOYS: yah (somber mood)