THE REAL WORLD SOUTH COAST METRO

DUE TO THE NATURE OF THIS PROGRAM VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVICED

Last Night On The Real World

KRYS: should we leave it on this channel? (whisper)
PHE: yeah (whisper and a wink)
KRYS: Hey Nat your show is on
NAT: Which one?
KRYS: The Girl Who Never Grew
PHE and KRYS: hehehehehe
NAT: bitches....

MEGAN: PHOEBE!!! (Screaming in the hallway)
PHE: MEGAN FOLLOW MY VOICE
MEGAN: o my gosh I have been walking all over your apartment complex screaming for you...my phone died

MEGAN: dude does your elevator close at a certain time, I was stuck down there
PHE: Ya I went to look for you but I thought I might have lost you forever
MEGAN: yeah I was waiting down stairs and this kid came up to me and was like HEY!!! all excited cause he ran into lady gaga, I was like BEAT IT KID
KRYS: hahaha
NAT: That guy on TV looks like Fabio
MEGAN: John, Aimee's husband, went as Fabio for Halloween one year
NAT: No way
MEGAN: ya he went around with a bottle of I Can't Believe Its Not Butter and kept spraying it on people
CHARLIE: That's gross
MEGAN: You know Aimee is going to have a baby
NAT: No way!!!
(whispers between Nat and Megan)
NAT: ahhhh gross, don't talk about that stuff
PHE: what are you talking about (whispers between Nat, Megan and Phe)
PHE: Megan that's not cool don't say shit like that
KRYS: What are you guys talking about?
MEGAN: Nothing
PHE: Charlie is really uncomfortable with this stuff so maybe we shouldn't
NAT: no say it
KRYS: Tell me
MEGAN: no no its gross
PHE: No now you have to
MEGAN: Ok well Nat was saying how she was there for Bianca's birth and how gross it was and I was just saying that some people look better down their then others and just want to give her an example of fine looking punany (Megan's legs in the air...don't worry Carl she was wearing shorts)
KRYS: AHHAHAHAHA
CHARLIE: that's not cool
PHE: see
MEGAN: you know you split right open, your basically giving birth to a watermelon
PHE, KRYS, NAT: AHHHHHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
MEGAN: (smiling) no I wont say it
KRYS: what
MEGAN: no nothing
PHE: come on...
MEGAN: well I saw a picture once of it...and you know who it is
KRYS: Who is it?
PHE: Tell us
MEGAN: Joe Smith’s wife
KRYS, PHE, NAT: UUUUAAHHHHHH
CHARLIE: (shaking his head rocking back and fourth)
KRYS: how did you see something like that?
MEGAN: I use to help out at the house
NAT: O my gosh they live like animals
MEGAN: I know right!!!
PHE: Like pee soaked mattress and shit
MEGAN: totally gross, but yeah one day I was cleaning and I came across it in a draw...and there was Joe grabbing onto her thigh as the baby's head came popping out...and I was like did I just see vagina?...I just saw that....
KRYS: Gross
CHARLIE: stop please
KRYS: I don't know but I wouldn't want Charlie to see that, its traumatizing, he will never look at me the same way and I would never be able to look him in the eye again
NAT: I would just want him to stay back and not look, its so gross
MEGAN: Are you kidding me...I am making Mike watch, I'll grab his head and be like LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU JERK!!!
PHE: Mike can't handle that...he'll be like, "the mira(gagging sounds)cle of life"
NAT: I can see him crying, jumping up and down, spazzing, apologizing profusely....I'm sorry megy, (dry heaving sound) I'm sorry
ALL THE GIRlS: AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MEGAN: Its so true
CHARLIE: are we done? Can we stop talking about this?
KRYS: sorry poodle