THE REAL WORLD SOUTH COAST METRO

KRYS: Who are you texting?
PHE: No one!
KRYS: Ya right!!! I know there is a guy
PHE: I wouldn't know who you are talking about
KRYS: MATT BLANK
PHE: Someone's a facebook stalker
KRYS: I knew it!!!
PHE: You know nothing, just a friend, way to young for me
KRYS: So
PHE: I am not a cougar
KRYS: Well the 2 of you are pretty close
NAT: Bitter party of 1
KRYS: What's that suppose to me?
NAT: your just bitter cause your in a relationship and are not free like us
(high five between PHE and NAT)
PHE: that's why Charles looks at Leon with those longing eyes, it isn't because he's gay it’s because he's FREE

PHE: So Nat Chicago is still sleeping outside for Invisible Children
NAT: Ya Chi Town
KRYS: So you guys coming with me to the luau for lymphoma event?
NAT: ahahahah
PHE: whatever, sorry we are such dogooders
NAT: I had to do 3 charity events just so that I can get you into heaven
PHE: Ya when we get there me and nat will be like, 'she's with us'
NAT: Ya than God will be like, 'hmm ok, but only cause I like your work'
(high five between NAT and PHE)

KRYS: You can't put this on REAL WORLD, I always come out looking bad
NAT: I'm not to sure that's our problem

PHE: What is going on out here, Natalie why are your sleeping on the floor?
KRYS: She's trying to prove a point
NAT: She said I couldn't sleep on the couch so I said fine
PHE: Why can't she sleep on the couch? You know once you leave she'll just get back on the couch
KRYS: And I will come and kick her off!!!
PHE: Well can you just keep it down I am trying to SLEEP!
NAT: O ok, you know she yelled at the baby last night
PHE: She wouldn't shut up...HI HI MONKEY MONKEY BOTTLE BOTTLE...I mean come on! REDUNDANT!!!!
KRYS: wow
NAT: you shouldn't have kids
PHE: JUST KEEP IT DOWN