REAL WORLD SOUTH COAST METRO

2/26
Last Night on The Real World South Coast Metro

A 4 ft tall native american midget moves into the house

KRYS: so as a preventative measure we decided not to give you access to the building after 10pm, I just want to make sure you’re in by curfew
NAT: What?
KRYS: The gate closes at ten...so be home by the then and we won’t have any problem
PHE: It’s true when Charles is over she freaks out when it’s past 10...
PHE: She like "WHAT TIME IS IT" it sound like a shrieking eel
NAT: Well then hypothetically could I scale 3 stores to get in through the balcony, I mean in theory could I do that?
PHE: NO YOU JUNGLE MONKEY
CHARLES: That's what she says
NAT: So you’re saying hypothetically I couldn't do that tonight
KRYS: No you crazy beast
CHARLES: That's what she says
ring ring ring
PHE: Hey Megan ya come over
KRYS: Megan kind of looks like lady gaga
PHE: O no you didn't, she hates that...don't call her that when she gets here
NAT: Ok
KRYS: Ok
MEGAN: Hey everyone
KRYS & NAT: Whispering
PHE: Stop that I already feel left out
KRYS & NAT: just dance da da do da dooo, spin that record baby
MEGAN: da da do da dooo...wait
KRYS& NAT: ahhhhhhahahahahahahah
MEGAN: Stop it that girl looks like a tranny...whimpers and cries
CHARLES: That's what she says
PHE: Nice guys

PHE: Here Megan have an Oreo
KRYS: Phoebe don't!
PHE: The good cookies are at the bottom
KRYS: Last time you spilled out all the cookies from the jar you couldn't fit them all back in
PHE: Hey you must have crazy magic powers because there is no way all those cookies fit in there.
NAT: ahhh this is awesome I love being home...OK so I am going to go
KRYS: WHAT TIME IS IT!!!! (shreeeekkkk)

Next time Nat puts her theory to the test when she misses the 10 o'clock curfew.