Phocking Disappointment

ME: What a phocking disappointment!!!
DUDE: what happened?
ME: I am disppointed in Whole Foods and the entire city of Westminster
DUDE: So you didn't find a good pho place?
ME: I did but no one in Westminster takes credit, there was Pho everywhere but none of them took a card, wasted half my lunch trying to get pho and finally went to whole foods and they had pho!
DUDE: really?
ME: that's what I said, I was really excited for a second cause its so easy you can't really get it wrong
DUDE: ya, i just don't see this working out for you
ME: It didn't, the broth looked like motor oil and it tasted like...uh motor oil with a bag of sugar in it? it was gross, like I want to throw it in their face and curse at them in vietnamese

DUDE: you don't know vietnamese
ME: i was so mad i think i did for a second
ME: I feel like this is my fault, I should have never have forced the pho.
DUDE: lesson today...never force pho
ME: its true in life as it is in pho, never force the issue. Sadly though I still smell like pho.
DUDEL how?
ME: I think it just happens once you make that left on Beach, just happens :(

OC SHORES

Phe & nat: o my gosh!!! (Fish tank on the ground)
Phe: well it was bound to happen
Nat: EARL!!!!
Phe: where is the fish?
Nat: he probably ate it
Phe: EARL! He's dead, he's totally dead...
Nat: what? Why would he be dead?
Phe: cause that fish can be poisonous if not prepared correctly
Nat: whatever! There he is!!!

Phe: Earl go to your room, you killed your friend
Nat: well I guess we have to put the cat down.
Phe: nice..

Phe: sniffle sniffle...sniffle
Nat: (scornful stair)
Phe: SORRY!!!
Nat: breath threw your mouth
Phe: k (exaggerated deep breathing)
Nat: STOP!!!
Phe: whaaaaat? :(
Nat: you’re doing it on purpose!!!
Phe: I need to breath! I'm a human being with lungs that require oxygen!!!

Watching house hunters
Tv: I don't know about the shelving in this room?
Julie: WHAT!?!? You can put anything on those shelves!...train set...

Nat: (bust of laughter)
Phe: (chocking on her tea)
Julie: what? I don't like people speaking negatively about shelving
Nat: no, no I wasn't laughing at you Phoebe was!!!
Phe: NO!!! I was laughing at those house buyers for not think of it first, they should have walked into that room seen those shelves and immediately thought...train set. BOOM!