THE REAL WORLD SOUTH COAST METRO

3/6
NAT: I need to lose weight so I can fit into kids cloths
KRYS: What!?!?
PHE: No listen to this its a good idea
NAT: If I lose weight I will be able to fit into kids cloths which just so happen to be the perfect size for me
PHE: SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE TO FOLD HER SLEEVE OR PANTS UP...its genius if you really think about
NAT: Thank you

PHE: driving miss daisy is on
KRYS OHHHHH
NAT: Noooo
KRYS: Wait this is the best part

DAISY: holc your my best friend...
HOLC: o go on now miss daisy

KRYS: This is just a beautiful scene
NAT; Are you going to cry
PHE: She's gone soft, I would like to take some credit for this
KRYS: What the hell bitches I thought I told someone to put away the groceries
PHE: I SAID I WOULD...AND STOP CALLING US BITCHES
NAT: YA!!!
KRYS: FINE, I am going to bed

NAT: Do you hate that picture on the wall as much as I do
PHE: YES!
NAT: Lets throw it at Krystal, want to come watch ...tip toe to the door...
NAT: never mind I'm scared she is going to hit me
PHE: just throw it and run
NAT: I can't I'm scared
PHE: do it you nancy
KRYS: Who awakes me from my slumber?
PHE: ding dong ditch RUN!!!!
NAT: pretend like your asleep
KRYS: you bitches
PHE: WHAT DID I SAY

NEXT MORNING
NAT; want a biscuit?
KRYS: yes
NAT: here you go
KRYS: o my gosh did you cut these biscuit into shapes of hearts and doggies
NAT: yes
KRYS: why?
NAT: Cause I love you
PHE: that adorable I have to go, why don't you hug it out queers

via email

KRYS: Im kinda thinking I want a unicorn tattoo
NAT: sounds about right!
PHE: hmmm, well go big or go home, if you get a unicorn tattoo then you have to get a wizard in the background shooting off lighting with his magical waned, ditch Frasier and stick to highlander and zena the warrior princess and then go on a road trip where you hit up ever renaissance fair in the greater united states.
NAT: sounds like fun!!! go krys go.. all we need to do is think of a wizard name for her.. wait i think her middle name may do
KRYS: Shut your face Natalie before I shut it for you!!!
IZZY: I know Charles has a weird middle name so whatever his middle name is should be your wizard name.
KRYS: Subhi
IZZY: Subhi the wizard
PHE: touche izzy


NEXT TIME ON THE REAL WORLD: tattooooos