THE REAL WORLD SOUTH COAST METRO

3/20
Last night on the real world.

NAT: Leon sent me a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich again
KRYS: we should give him a new nick name
PHE: YA! I thought XL was kind of mean
NAT: you call him XL!?!
PHE I DIDN'T"T START IT!!! he emailed me about the sample sale and all I said was we didn't have XL
NAT: Let’s call him fromage
PHE: I want to call him CHEEEeeese
KRYS: I like Leon Seven Slices

PHE: Hey Brian is going to stop bye to pick up some shoes
NAT: k
KRYS: well I am going to bed before work

BRIAN: hey guys, these are kick ass shoe, very Vegas right?
NAT: I want to go to Vegas
BRIAN: So I was at home and I was like Lily, Phoebe is going to call if she calls answer it, she has my Vegas shoes
NAT: are you all packed?
BRIAN: No but I have everything folded and laid out on the coffee table...
NAT: are your toiletries in individual zip lock baggies?
BRIAN: NO!... well not yet, well like I was saying I was freaking out today because I couldn't find Phoebe and I was like SHE FORGOT THE SHOES I KNOW IT, MY OUTFIT IS RUINED
PHE: what are you wearing?
BRIAN: these pure white shoes, dark denim jean, white shirt and blue valor blazer
NAT: where are you staying?
BRIAN: The Bellagio...well 2 block behind the Bellagio at the Super8
PHE: You taking the Kia Reo?
BRAIN: Yep there and back on one tank of gas
NAT: try the buffet at Circus Circus, its like $5.99. There is a lot of Jell-O...and eggs
BRIAN: well if you guys want to come I have the number to the Super 8

Later that night (11:37pm)

KRSY: WAKE UP THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT
NAT: What!?!
KRYS: I heard Obama is in town this probably has something to do with him
PHE: Ya like a security breach, I hear they do that you know...its best to escape under the cloak of darkness
NAT: and he's black so I am sure that helps
KRYS: what should we do?
PHE: I say we make run for it?
NAT: our cars are trapped in the garage, the gate wont open
PHE: It best to escape on foot
KRYS: FLASHLIGHT, GET THE FLASHLIGHT!!!
NAT: I will light some candles
PHE: Look people are freaking out in the halls, ITS PITCH BLACK
PHE: I won’t feel better until the electricity is back on
KRYS: Well let’s sleep with our doors open... I WILL LEAVE THE GUN AND THE FLASHLIGHT ON THE COFFEE TABLE...NEUTRAL LOCATION
PHE: we have a gun
NAT: It’s a Beebee
PHE: (whispers) are you sacred?
NAT: yes (quivering)
5 minutes time laps...everyone in deep prayer, fearing the end of the world...LIGHTS BACK ON
KRYS, NAT, PHE: YEAHHHHH!!!,
PHE: Let’s cuddle!!! I'm so happy
KRYS: you'd like that wouldn't you, you fagot
NAT: I am going to turn everything on in the house because I can, who wants to blow dry there hair?
PHE: so Vegas this weekend?
NAT: Kia Reo!

Next week in the real world: VEGAS!!! And the reo