Guy and Me

Guy and Me
Guy: HI!
Me: Hello?
Dude: He just got really excited when he saw you
Me: Ok?
Guy: I told him
Me: What?!?!?!
Guy: Ya I told him…
Me: I specifically said not to tell anyone
Guy: I didn't here that, when did you say that?
Me: IT WAS THE FIRST THING I SAID. I said, don't tell anyone!!!
Guy: Nope…don't remember that
Dude: We are like one person, so if you tell him it’s like telling me anyways
Guy: I'm pretty good at keeping secrets
Me: Nope, it hasn't even been 5 minutes. Whatever, you both are not allowed to say anything
Guy: By the way I want bacon for my Birthday
Dude: Ya me too, you never do anything for my birthday
Guy: and you missed that other guy’s birthday the other day
Me: whatever no one cares about him
Dude: I hate birthdays
Guy: Just another step closer to death
Dude: When I turn 30 I'm just going to get a bunch of strippers
Guy: When I'm 30 I'll be a fucking dad (Mumbled)
Me: Wow, did you just say you where going to me fucking dead?
Guy: No, I said fucking dad but its pretty much the same thing. I just want a kid so I can coach him
Dude: I want a kid so I can dress him in kick as clothing…super preppy shit
Me: Awwww that's so cute you guys
Guy: Whatever, I'm not buying my kid cloths till he stops growing; I am just going to let him run naked
Dude: I am going to marry a hot chick and then leave this fucking place for the country where we’ll drink out of wells
Me: Wells? Why wells?
Dude: Cause that's what men do
Guy: I am going to name my kid Bartholomew

HB Shores

Julie: well if we aren't going to watch mrs doubtfire then I'm going to leave
Nat: no stay
Phe: ya there is a raffle at 10:30!
Nat: ya!!! Stay for the raffle
Phe: we are giving away slightly. used. nail. polish.
Julie: uh
Nat: tested..
Phe: we could watch a jlo movie? We never watch jlo movie
Julie: uh
Nat: omg the other night my tree almost fell over cause of the wind
Julie: yes, lets talk about the weather
Phe: so how about that mist?Right?!???
Nat: ugh I know
Julie: I can barely see out my window
Phe: I know? If I washed my car I would be pissed...
Julie: well...I should......
Phe: I can sing again?!?!

THE HB SHORES

Watching intervention
Phe: she's pretty for a druggie
Nat: what is that? Is that a bong?
Julie: she must be smoking crack
Nat: can you smoke crack?
Phe: Hu? I don't know, maybe she is smoking dope!
Julie: what's dope?
Nat: it's probably heroin or E
Phe: you can't smoke E!!! Or heroin, I think...
Julie: ya it's like saying you shoot lines of weed!
Nat: O YA! WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THESE TRACKS!!!!
Julie: easy now...
Phe: can you go to rehab for being a pot head, not that anyone in this room needs too (discreet head pointing toward nat)
Julie: my friend's parent found out he was growing and tried to send him to rehab
Phe: hahaha no way!
Nat: no way you can go to rehab for weed
Phe: we all know it not addictive
TV: my name is Karen and I am addicted to meth
All: Ooooooh
Nat: can we watch Heavy next?
Julie: sure
Nat: I wonder where they film this show
Julie: where not taking you...
Phe: hey nat, you should make us tea!!!
Nay: alright, woo (almost falls down trying to get up)
Julie: careful
Nat: ugh it's because I'm so fat gravity couldn’t keep my ass up
Phe: YOUR NOT FAT!!!
Julie: no she is, I'm surprised the floor didn't cave in
Phe: hahaha
Julie: you know she told me she wanted to gain 200 pounds so she can go on that show
Phe: you’re really dumb