THE REAL WORLD SOUTH COAST METRO

Last night on the Real World

NAT: so blah blah and I was like blah fuck blah blah blah...hey are you listening?
PHE: NO!
NAT: cheeesaaaas
PHE: I'm busy can you just give me a few so I can finish up this work
NAT: Ok fine....Oooo what is this?
PHE: (catches Nat in the corner of her eye touching things...slaps her hand without looking) SIT DOWN AND COLOR OR SOMETHING
NAT: Ouch!!! ok ok
JOSE: Hey Hommie!
NAT: Hey Jose, so has Phoebe been in a bad mood today?
JOSE: No, she was in a great mood today
PHE: until you showed up, I am just asking for a few seconds so I can finish this up, but you drank like 3 Monsters today and can't sit still
JOSE & NAT: (talking about stuff, I wasn't paying attention)

NINA: Who is Jose talking to?
PHE: My sister
NINA: Oh
PHE: Ya he found someone new to talk to
NINA: Lords knows I needed a break
PHE: hahaha, she doesn't even know what she got herself into

(conversation still going)
JOSE: So what is up with that, right?
NAT: I don't know bitches be crazy
JOSE: yeah hu? but am I right, does that sound right to you?
NAT: uh hu, yeah I think so
PHE: what are you guys talking about
JOSE: nothing just getting a girls perspective on stuff
PHE: cool, well lets go Nat, see ya Jose

(in the car)
PHE: So what were you at Jose talking about
NAT: um well did you catch any of the conversation?
PHE I heard something about bitches being crazy
NAT: yeah...I don't know he started talking and at first I was like I hear you...but the more words starting coming out of his mouth and I don't know he might maybe have a girlfriend or maybe he is BFF's with Justin Long, I don't know he mentioned him alot.
PHE: hahahah, let's call him

(on the phone with Jose)
PHE: Hey Jose
JOSE: Whats up
PHE: I was trying to get Nat to give me a recap on your convo and ah I think she might have gotten lost
JOSE: Well were did she get confused
PHE: ahh here is what she got, you might maybe have a girlfriend
NAT: AND YOUR BFF'S WITH JUSTIN LONG, I WANT TO MEET HIM
PHE: and something about Justin Long
JOSE: What!!! I was referencing He Just Not That Into You
(convo between Jose and Phe)
PHE: O I totally get that. I will try and explain that to Nat
JOSE: So what are you guys doing tonight?
PHE: Well I want to do a spa night, Nat wants to smoke weed
JOSE: What does Krystal want to do?
PHE: Go to the Olive Garden
JOSE: AHAHAHAHAH, Man I want to be part of you sister crew
PHE: Ya I just don't know if we can fit that all in one night
NAT: MAYBE BED BATH AND BEYOND...I DON"T KNOW IF WE"LL HAVE TIME
JOSE: Ok well good luck with that
PHE: Alright see you Jose

(at home)
KRYS: New Intervention is on tonight!!!
PHE: YES!
NAT: What is it about?
KRYS: Alcoholism and the next one is about twins with anorexia
PHE: Sick we have to watch both
KRYS: Would it be wrong if we had a glass of wine while watching this
PHE: No...I mean its just TV, they can't see us

(1 hour pass)

PHE: wow good for him
***
TV: next on intervention...twin sisters with anorexia
TWIN 1: we do everything together, go on walk together, study together, eat together...or not eat together, I guess that's a problem
TWIN 2: I've always been the chubby one, in high school my twin made up a song called chubby angel, everyone sang it, it eventually caught on so everyone called me chubs, I guess that were it all began
TWIN 1: we are very competitive and I didn't want to be the fat one so we have a set of rules, if I walk five steps she walks five steps, one can't burn more calories then the other
FATHER: (heavy polish accent) I don't know what this anorexia is, they tell me, your daughters have anorexia and I say ok mama will go the market and make kyorkia
***
KRYS: wow...would it be wrong if we had that red velvet cake right now
NAT: would it be wrong if I wanted to eat the claim jumpers widow maker right now? I'm starving
PHE: No, but it would kick the shit of your daily calorie intake
KRYS: Phoebe let me see the laptop after you
PHE: Wait I am updating my facebook status
KRYS: Ok I want to update mine after you....I have to do everything you do.


PS: The twin girls have been in recovery since Feb 2009 and are maintaining a healthy weight.