ASSITANT

First of all I want to just put it out there. I am bad at blogging!!! I think it’s cause I’m bad at commitment and there for I am bad at blogging. I hear a lot of stories about lonely girls who blog and have no friends and I just don’t want to be viewed as a girl who takes advice or only has friends on the internet. That is just as creepy to me as a guy who talks to femals on the internet. Please note that!!! Also I am admitting to a lot because I had 3...or 4 beers at lunch. Did I mention I was (past tense) in a cult? Anyways! My assistant is out today, she had a migraine from the all the drugs she does...what a crack head!!! I was reminded a few days ago how I should blog about my fucked up crazy ass semi-retarded assistant. Just so you know she is so a socialite...her dad is the CEO to like everything in Hollywood. Anyways she is out today so I felt like this was great opportunity for me to let you know what a retard she is.

STORY 1:
Assistant came in with a really short skirt to today. I left my desk for a few moments only to come back and see a giant hole in her pantyhose which she intently reveled her a-hole and back vagina, NOT PROFESSIONAL!!! Not to sure if this would be the moment to talk her about work attire. Also her dreams of working in the fashion industry. Another thought, exactly what happened to puncture a hole in that area? Not that I don't snag my leggins here and there, I’m just saying never in that spot. And if I did I can afford another pair with out a ventilation hole in my no-no spot.