PELVIC THRUST

I got humped like 2 and half times today.
0.5 This one guys hugs me to much, I try to appear really crept out when he does but he always come up behind me, grabs me by my wrist and hugs me from behind. Now I know 2 things are going on here, ahhh there is not much space back there once the hug takes place and second he is just squeezing my boobs together so he can look down my shirt.
1. This other guy came in to fix our alarm and he just hovered over me, looking at me really creepy like. I sat there pretending to be busy. Using my peripherals every couple of seconds to see if he was still looking at me. He was. Then he started asking me questions like, do you like working? Yaaaa, and the more I talked to him the more he fidgeted. It wasn’t a normal fidget, it was an awkward twitch cause it just look like he was pelvic thrusting my desk…IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HUMPING MY DESK. So 2 things, he thought I was um…attractive? Or he thought my desk was attractive. Which is possible, I once heard of a girl falling in love with a carnival ride and she would some how have sex with it? sounds rusty.
2. So it’s this guys last day and he is on the phone with another guy telling him that he is sitting on my lap and I am giving him a “massage”. So the guy on the other line races to my desk on a skateboard to watch. I wasn’t giving him a massage!!! Just for shits and giggles he decides to grab me from behind and hump my chair.
Now that I think about it maybe guy 1 was sexually attracted to my desk, I have a pretty sexy set up here at the office.