ERASERS

I don't know why he smells like erasers, he just does!!! I think its cause he's half elf and half human. Here is why I think that, one ear is a normal human ear and the other one has a very prevalent point to it. It's was deformed. Wait, elf’s don't exist. You know what it is? he's a clone. You ever see the ears they grow on the backs of mice, weird. He loves cheese, and he kind of walks funny. Like he'd rather be on all four sniffing the ground. O that's terrible. DON'T READ THAT! LOOK AWAY! I'm so dramatic. I think I am just associating him to an episode of MavGyver. So MacGyver finds the skeletal remains of a victim but they want to know what the victim looked like. So with a box of number 2 pencils and what appeared to be silly puddy he re-created the face. Here is what he did. He took an exacto knife and cut off the eraser tips then stuck those tips all over the skull. Then he molded the silly puddy all over the human head carcass to the exact depth of the eraser tips. He then painted eyes on some ping pongs, and where he got the wig I have no clue. Such a rascal that MacGyver. It was a perfect likeness. The silly puddy was a little shiny and red so it looked like a burned victim but other then that it was spot on. Consequently after this airing I cut off all the eraser tips on my pencils and my mother made me use those stupid eraser toppers.