FRONT DESK STORIES

ME: Globe Dwindle how can I help you?

HICK: uh HU HU…uh ya I want to check on my order? See if it went threw, cause I got paid

ME: Ok are you with a retail location or a private consumer?

HICK: Retail…someone called me and they said there was a problem with my payment

CHILD: dad

HICK: I’M ON THE PHONE!!!! I’M ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!!! GAAAA

ME: Uh

HICK: Ya they called me and they said there is a problem with my payment but I got PAID

ME: Ok, do you know who called you?

HICK: NO!

ME: Ok, well then where’s your shop located?

CHILD: but dad

HICK: I. AM. ON. THE. PHONE. CAN”T YOU SEE THAT?!?!?! I’M ON THE PHONE

CHILD: I just

HICK: I WILL HIT YOU, I’LL SMACK YOU RIGHT UP SIDE THE HEAD

ME: WOW

HICK: he is so rude

ME: Nope, not him

HICK: uh ya, sorry about that