The Real World, South Coast Metro

Last Night on The Real World

News Release
3 people shot in separate attacks in South Coast Metro
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/police-colon-victim-2313035-street-santa
SOUTH COAST METRO – Police are investigating three separate shootings that left three people injured in less than 24 hours.

7:30PM
PHE: Hey lets go get frozen bananas at the ice cream parlor
CHARLIE: that's what she said
KRYS: Yes lets, I'm so happy I am going to do the unicorn dance, eeeehehehe
CHARLIE: That's what she said
PHE: Please stop

PHE: Can I have a chocolate cover banana with nuts
CHARLIE: That's what she said

Several police...sirens...helicopters

PHE: ITS THE SANTA ANA SHARP SHOOTER
CHARLIE: That’s what she said
PHE: Lets go home...I'm scared. also the stick is to small, I can't hold on to my banana
CHARLIE: That's what she said, boom!!!
KRYS: You know that's not why, it’s because you still have your baby teeth, your big people teeth haven't come in it
KRYS: That's why we call you baby tooth
PHE: Who calls me baby tooth?
KRYS: O that's what we call you behind your back...oops

MEANWHILE

Cops are investigation a shot out back window of a suburban just yard from our ice cream treats, one man was taken in for minor injuries but cops are speculating that this could be related to recent shootings that have ravaged this once peaceful neighborhood. CSI was on the scene (we saw the CSI van so this is so not a dramatization)

CHARLIE: I think I smell blood
PHE: what are you a hound dog?

PHE: Krystal what are you doing, WE CAN’T STAY STAGNATE...RUN THE RED!!!
KRYS: A moving target is hard to hit
CHARLIE: That's what she said

Next week on the real world

The house gets a new roommate: How will the house adapt to a 4 foot tall Native American midget. Toon in and watch.