Monday, September 13, 2010

love songs on the KOST

Look I am going to admit something embarrassing right now and you know what I don't care if you judge me. Judge me! no seriously you can judge me, no shame in my game. I listen to love songs on the KOST, I think Karen Sharp is amazing at getting losers to express their feelings on air and is a women of extreme discipline to remain serious and not laugh at her callers. There are 2 reason I love KOST. First of all they play all the best love songs, like Pebo Brison, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Inrique Eglasisa, Bonnie Tyler, I mean I can just keep going with all the amazing love song artist that cater to my aweful taste in music. Second, the crazy people that call in and dedicate songs. Now there are 2 types of people, callers who actually get to be on air or emailers who send in their love thoughts and Karen, with her sultry mom voice, would make those words come alive and reach out to the listeners. Speak Karen, i am listening. Some callers are fine but then you get ones where its like. This song goes out to Tod...Tod, Julie just wants you to know that she still love you and even though you said you never wanted to see her again she know its just because you have a fear of committiment. And even though you have a retraining order on her she is still going to hold out for your love, because no one else can love you the way she loves you and no one will. Karen reads that, and she is so straight face about, she always responds with something like; 'wow, Julie we hope everything works out for you and Tod and even though you have that retraining order right now we know love will find away.' Then she plays "i'll be watching you' or some creepy song to really solidify the craziness of the caller. The best though are the ones that get on air. Tonight was the most epic love thought I have ever heard. She didn't even dedicate a song, she was just balling.

KAREN: Hi caller, whats your love thought tonight?
CRAZY: um ya, I just want to dedicate this to my friend heather
KAREN: aww that so nice, what would you like to say to heather tonight?
CRAZY: I just want her to know that i love her and miss her and would really like to hugger her right now(imagine a 5 year wimpering child, you the type that kind of like hicup when the talk because the crying mixes with talking and makes the voice box hicup in a way, then toss in the sniffle here and there, getting a visual?)
KAREN: wow she sounds like a real special friend
CRAZY: ya she is, and she was there for me and i just want her to know that i am there for her and want to send her a hug
KAREN: is she your best friend
CRAZY: Yaaaaa, sniffle sniffle, (BALLING)
KAREN: o wow, sounds like your really miss her
CRAZY: YA! BALLING ( with small sperts of her not breathing and sucking in air and then balling again)
KAREN: O ok well what can we play for heather tonight?
CRAZY: I just want to hug her, i just want to be with her and hold her.
KAREN: ok well we are going play this song for heather and let her know you are sending her a hug
CRAZY: Thaaaaaanks

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