Working in the skate industry has taught me a lot! None of that information is useful, it’s mostly information that only whores need to know about. Its kind of sausage fest so to work in this industry you need a sense of humor. Now, I would never say this about myself because it would be conceded and I try to maintain a humble state of being but I’m pretty awesome. Although a lot of people call me and my sister homeschool...cause we were homeschooled...so it make sense, but also because we are not adept to the ways of the world. There are certain manners of subjects that we are not well versed on. Sure we could read and write at a college level by the time we where 9 but what 9 year old wants to talk about Catcher in the Rye?!?! Anyhow, let’s just say Google is something we all value and utilize quite frequently. What I am referring to folks is sexual positions. You know the sexual positions that have names like the Old King Clancy or the Alaskan pipeline or the Emeril Lagasse's. If I were a man I would so do the Emeril Lagasse...BAM!!! If you don’t know what those are Google it, I don’t want to offend the children readers. Well I learned a new one today. We went to sushi and I was glancing over the menu and wanted to try something new. Co-work suggest I try the bokkakke. Which they only offer cold but co-worker said bokkakkee is in fact a hot only item. At first I wasn’t sure what was going on. The men sat there giggling with delight at my ignorance. I knew then something was up. Also when ever a guy makes a reference to naughty things they get the same look on their face that the neighbor boy got when he would dare my bro to eat dog shit or something. Anyways back to me being awesome, the reason I am awesome is because I am so chill in these kinds of situations. At first I am little like “whaaaaat?” and then I am like I’m gunna google that shit on my iphone. I did. Pretty graphic. I did not order the bokkakkee.
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