THE BEGINNING

I have been stressed since noon, and there is nothing to be stressed about. I mean all I am doing is sitting her thinking about some near catastrophe and a looming fear that at any moment this adverted collision could track me down and crash right into me. So my body tenses up and my head is pounding and the adrenaline is pumping so I feel like I can run a small marathon. All this built up energy and I have nothing to do with it but store it up just in case I need it later. It could be the coffee, or that I drove recklessly in a car that wasn't mine and cost as much as modest home in Nashville. It could be that I haven't had a proper well balanced meal, or maybe that at any moment I can find out that I screwed it all up and all the while I am think, 'wow I am such a great employee'. O the disappointment of finding out your not as great as you think you are. It's like Santa Clause finding out he doesn't exist. My solution to this undo stress... a napkin holder. Thankfully a good Samaritan sitting in the cubical next to me has offered to throw the metal napkin holder at my head with immense force rendering me unconscious. It's good to have reliable and trustworthy co-workers.