THE HB SHORES

Watching intervention
Phe: she's pretty for a druggie
Nat: what is that? Is that a bong?
Julie: she must be smoking crack
Nat: can you smoke crack?
Phe: Hu? I don't know, maybe she is smoking dope!
Julie: what's dope?
Nat: it's probably heroin or E
Phe: you can't smoke E!!! Or heroin, I think...
Julie: ya it's like saying you shoot lines of weed!
Nat: O YA! WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THESE TRACKS!!!!
Julie: easy now...
Phe: can you go to rehab for being a pot head, not that anyone in this room needs too (discreet head pointing toward nat)
Julie: my friend's parent found out he was growing and tried to send him to rehab
Phe: hahaha no way!
Nat: no way you can go to rehab for weed
Phe: we all know it not addictive
TV: my name is Karen and I am addicted to meth
All: Ooooooh
Nat: can we watch Heavy next?
Julie: sure
Nat: I wonder where they film this show
Julie: where not taking you...
Phe: hey nat, you should make us tea!!!
Nay: alright, woo (almost falls down trying to get up)
Julie: careful
Nat: ugh it's because I'm so fat gravity couldn’t keep my ass up
Phe: YOUR NOT FAT!!!
Julie: no she is, I'm surprised the floor didn't cave in
Phe: hahaha
Julie: you know she told me she wanted to gain 200 pounds so she can go on that show
Phe: you’re really dumb