SISTERS AND ME

SISTERS AND ME
KRYS: And I was like bro what the hell!!! So now I stop sending them stuff cause they tell their husbands everything.
ME: Well they are one now
NAT: Wait…you call your girlfriends bros?
KRYS: Ya…(unfazed)
ME: Bros?
KRYS: Ya, you guys. Don’t?
ME: No you’re weird…. wait were are you going?!?!?
KRYS: I am bypassing this construction
ME: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING?!?!? This is a mistake, you shouldn’t have done this.
NAT: PHOEBE! CALM DOWN
ME: DON’T YELL AT ME!!!!
NAT: DON’T YELL YA HERE!!!
KRYS: I HAVE TO PEE!
ME: There is no time! You have to keep going you are the patriarch.
KRYS: Its matriarch you fuck…
NAT: What the cuse you guys, we have to keep our cool. We can’t lose it now
KRYS: Natalie were am I going?
NAT: I have no clue!
KRYS: Well recalculate your phone
NAT: I did, it says to make a u-turn
KRYS: WE ARE NOT DOING THAT!!!
NAT: Fine!
KRYS: So what do I do?
ME: If you keep going you’ll hit the 605 and then we can connect to the 210
KRYS: Is that the most direct way
ME and NAT: Nooooo!
NAT: make a u-turn!
KRYS: NO!
ME: Hey, turn this song up. It’s good.
ME and KRYS: My endless loveeeeeeee (Singing)
ME: Do you want to be the guy or the girl?
KRYS: Guy, duh
ME: Ya, you have a raspier voice…like Adele
KRYS: Thanks
ME and KRYS: Two hearts…two heart that beat as one, our life has just begun
(After a few seconds of holding out my hand KRYS reaches out and clasps it)
KRYS: And love, Oh love. I’ll be a fooooool for youuuuuu
ME: I’m suuuuure
KRYS: You know I don’t miiiiind
ME: Oooouuuuuhhh, YOU KNOW I DON”T MIIIIIIND
(Holding hands looking at each other)
NAT: Keep your eyes on the road! You guys are weird
ME: Love isn’t weird Natalie…it’s beautiful
KRYS: Pay not attention to her. NATALIE…what did I say about interruption when we are singing?!?!?!
ME: Did you see how I held out my hand and she took to it like a bird to its seed…that’s called trust
ME and KRYS: MY ENDLESSS LOOOOOOOVE
KRYS: Oh my exit!