CHILDHOOD

STORIES OF KRYS IN DRAMATIC SITUATIONS
PHE: Drops hot iron on her knee, and pills off about 3inch triangle of her skin
KRYS: AHAHAHAHAHA
PHE: Krystal can you go get mom?
KRYS look you can see the steam holes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PHE: limps away to seek medical attention for 3rd degree burns, you can still see the steam holes

OR

Rainy xmas night
KRYS: ... phe that bulb is out fix it
PHE: OK!!! (Tries to pull out wet broken light bulb) BUZZZZZZZZ (electrocuted and sent flying a few feet into the yard, phoebe lays twitching on the ground)
KRYS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Santa does excist!!!
PHE: Can you go get mom? (shakey rattled voice)
KRYS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was awesome, IZZY YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!