Me: Omg I have to meet you, that was epic!!!
Dude: aw thanks, you’re cute
Me: why thank you
Dude: you make those crutches look good girl, it's sexy
Me: I don't agree but your compliment will be submitted and evaluated at a later point when I'm not so drunk
(Side note: I don't know why I talk like lawyer when I'm flirting; it's a terrible idea, sooo not sexy and does not work)
Dude: haha, ok
Me: sorry, well I just wanted to tell that was like the most amazing thing I have ever seen!
Dude: I have some other amazing things you can see...
Me: Uh what?...
Dude: just saying, I can show you some other things I have that will amaze you...
Me: uuuuuh, I want to be naive right now and pretend that you’re talking about some epic train collection you have at home...
Dude: k
Me: I got go

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