Thursday, March 24, 2011

Phocking Disappointment

ME: What a phocking disappointment!!!
DUDE: what happened?
ME: I am disppointed in Whole Foods and the entire city of Westminster
DUDE: So you didn't find a good pho place?
ME: I did but no one in Westminster takes credit, there was Pho everywhere but none of them took a card, wasted half my lunch trying to get pho and finally went to whole foods and they had pho!
DUDE: really?
ME: that's what I said, I was really excited for a second cause its so easy you can't really get it wrong
DUDE: ya, i just don't see this working out for you
ME: It didn't, the broth looked like motor oil and it tasted like...uh motor oil with a bag of sugar in it? it was gross, like I want to throw it in their face and curse at them in vietnamese

DUDE: you don't know vietnamese
ME: i was so mad i think i did for a second
ME: I feel like this is my fault, I should have never have forced the pho.
DUDE: lesson today...never force pho
ME: its true in life as it is in pho, never force the issue. Sadly though I still smell like pho.
DUDEL how?
ME: I think it just happens once you make that left on Beach, just happens :(

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