Cause I want Elle Magazine to send me free shit!!!

My ducky lily told me I should do this and well a few other people too. Well I guess I am good writer. I think I just have a funny sense of humor and I'm able to use my words. Other then that I don't think I'm a good writer. I commonly make spelling and grammatical errors. I do think I have a great imagination and I think anyone can explain what's going on in their heads, they just have be brave enough to say it. I am really descriptive, I think that's why people like what I write. For instance, currently the new guy at my work smells like a Sanrio eraser. Its lovely and I would like to smell him all day but in some countries this is considered sexual harassment...our country being one of those countries. I tell you something right now, if we were in Thailand were those cute little kitty eraser are made it would be considered the highest complement. What if I approached the newbie and told him that I was not attracted to him physically just his sweet eraser sent. By the way it's not like I want Sanrio to come out with a eraser perfume that I would wear everyday; please don't be mistaken I don't want to smell like erasers. All I am saying is I like the smell because it reminds me of my childhood and being at Sanrio and thinking, I could live here. I think this is why I have always liked Asians. I just like the way they talk and their hair and even the way they eat. I'd like to eat like Asians, I think that would be fun. I've tried it a couple of times but I just don't look as graceful. I would love to just grab my fine ivory chopsticks and delicately pick up the perfect oval ball of sticky rice, then gently place my tiny little porcelain plate underneath the sticky rice and slowly elevate those complex carbohydrates to my mouth. Then deliberately and with much thought consume the rice with my lips ever so gently puckered. O those Asiains, they're great. Also I would like to be able to say, "I have brought dishonor to my family." I'm not being racist right now, am I?

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